The World Don't Revolve Around You, But It Should.

tastefullyoffensive:

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Previously: Animals Being Jerks

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted
iraffiruse:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

Turtle Twerking World Champion 2014 [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

starsneversleep:

rare-basement:

the most realistic friendship scene i have ever seen in a movie

I freaking love this. Hajaha

16yrold:

this is too good

bewbin:

j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck


i love justin timberlakes old stuff

bewbin:

j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck

i love justin timberlakes old stuff

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more