The World Don't Revolve Around You, But It Should.

itsmemacleod:

lookatwhattheyredoingtome:

This man is photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF COPIES OF THESE TO MESS WITH THE FUTURE GENERATIONS SO THEY CAN MAKE HIM INTO A GOD THAT NO ONE WRITES ABOUT.

As final exams start approaching

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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spmib:

onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

Watching now:)

dannybrito:

BABY ROXY OMG

dannybrito:

BABY ROXY OMG

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

deathgrape:

georgemallory

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via jumpscare)
deviantart:

Chicken Cat-Prada by ~Shiskababe

sharoncarter:

snazziest:

whats the raddest aircraft

the hellacopter

I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.